120+ Funny Father’s Day Quotes Guaranteed to Make Dad Laugh

For Father’s Day, channel your inner dad by one-upping him using one or these funny Father’s Day quotes!

Father’s Day remains a highly celebrated event that has the pleasure of celebrating men who have shaped our lives in many ways. It’s not just an opportunity to appreciate the wisdom, love, and love that fathers lavish, but also as a chance to laugh at an allegory that closely resembles harmony in the family.

In this year’s celebration, how about provide the extra jolly with humorous fathers’ day quotes that reflect the fun and funny aspect of fatherhood? These quips and jokes aren’t just a bunch of words; they’re a hilarious recollection of the many dad jokes and laughter that fathers share with their children.

The article 120+ of the Best funny Father’s Day Quotes for readers to enjoy an assortment that is funny and heartwarming. The compilation has been edited to ensure that each reader gets a quote that captures their senses and reflects the unique bond they share with their dad. These quotes are great to bring a little happiness for Father’s Day quotes cards, social media shout-outs or as part of a toast to the man of the hour.

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120 Best Funny Fathers Day Quotes

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld. This is definitely a dad quote many fathers can relate to.

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Attell. Dads are still our superheroes though- and they deserve a thoughtful gift on Father’s Day.

“Thanks for being the cool parent. (Don’t tell Mom.)” – Unknown

“Here’s to one of my favorite parents!” – Unknown

“Worst jokes. Best dad.”

“Happy Father’s Day, Dad. You were right- about everything.” – Unknown

“Years ago we used to play / He used to laugh when I ran away / But when I fell and hurt my knee / He would run to comfort me / And the pain would go away.” – The Monkees

“A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” – Unknown

“Dads are ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of songs.” – Unknown

“My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.” – Steve Young

“The only way I can describe [fatherhood]- it sounds stupid, but- at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time.” – Matt Damon

“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” – Rita Rudner. Don’t miss these father-daughter quotes that perfectly capture your special bond.

“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” – Bob Odenkirk. Need a Father’s Day gift ASAP? Check out these fabulous last-minute Father’s Day gifts.

“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.” – Anne Geddes

“It is admirable for a dad to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for a dad who takes his daughter shopping.” – Unknown

“By the time a man realizes his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Unknown

“A Father carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Unknown

“My father would lift me high / And dance with my mother and me and then / Spin me around til I fell asleep / Then up the stairs he would carry me / And I knew for sure I was loved.” – Luther Vandross

“Fatherhood is one of life’s best reasons to need a little extra coffee.” – Unknown

“Happy Father’s Day, Dad! Without me, today is just another day. (You’re welcome!)” – Unknown

“It’s chaos at times, but there’s such joy in the house. I look and there’s our boy from Vietnam and our daughter from Ethiopia, and our girl was born in Namibia, and our son is from Cambodia, and they’re brothers and sisters, man. They’re brothers and sisters and it’s a sight for elation. We have the capability to give a child a home, and let me tell you it’s selfish, too, because the reward has been extraordinary.” – Brad Pitt

“What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable.” – Jada Pinkett Smith

“Dad, may your Father’s Day be better than your jokes.” – Unknown

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” – Unknown

“Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.” – Mike Myers

“The best part of Father’s Day is when your kids buy you something nice with your own money.” – Unknown

“During the sole argument we had when [Chelsea] was in high school, the subject of which I don’t even remember, I looked at her and said, ‘As long as you’re in this house, being president is my second most important job'” – Bill Clinton

“I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now.” – Elton John

“My father used to say that it’s never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, ‘You never know what you can accomplish until you try.'” – Michael Jordan

“He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” – Chelsea Clinton

“I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.” – Will Arnett

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan

“The older I get the more I can see / How much he loved my mother and my brother and me / And he did the best that he could / And I only hope when I have my own family  That everyday I see a little more of my father in me.” – Keith Urban

“It’s been the most amazing experience I could ever possibly imagine.” – Prince Harry

“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” – Martin Mull

“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.” – Jimmy Fallon

“When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.”” – Helen Hayes

“My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.” – Jeff Foxworthy

“I don’t know what I’m doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.” – Woody Allen

“There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.” – Peter De Vries

“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” – Barbara Kingsolver

“Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.” – Anne Frank

“I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.” – George W. Bush

“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.” – Frank A. Clark

“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” – Bill Cosby

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“The greatest gift I ever had

Came from God; I call him Dad!” – John Walter Bratton

“If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father’s Day. The only Father’s Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, ‘Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father’s Day this year?’ and he says, ‘Nothing.’ Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, ‘He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No. 5 perfume.'” – Michael Showalter

“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?'” – Bill Hicks

“The thing to remember about fathers is, they’re men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock – full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat – like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle I took such months to get.” – Phyllis McGinley

“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.” – Jerry Lewis

“Scratch any father, you find / Someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, / Believing change is a threat.” – Phyllis McGinley

“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan

“A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.” – Enid Bagnold

“Dad, when I was little I thought you could fix anything. Now I know you can barely work the TV remote.” – Unknown

“Dear dad, you said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. I became a better driver than you!” – Unknown

“Dad, the wifi password shouldn’t be ‘keepoutofmywifi’. Too easy to guess!” – Unknown

“Thanks for cleaning my room dad – not! Next time I’ll show you exactly where things go.” – Unknown

“Dear dad, you said I couldn’t play baseball. Well, I made the all-star team anyway!” – Unknown

“Since I was little you were there, making me laugh when I was sad and drying each tear. Love you, dad!” – Unknown

“Dear pops, remember our deal? I keep your bald spot a secret, you keep my tattoos on the down low!” – Unknown

“Dad, I know you stayed up late for ‘just one more level’. Go to bed already, old man!” – Unknown

“I couldn’t ask for a cooler dad! Even when you fall asleep helping me with homework.” – Unknown

“Dad, you’re the silliest, most fun dad ever! Even when you try to be serious and stern.” – Unknown

“Pops, your dances might be outdated and you use slang wrong, but you’re the coolest dad in town!” – Unknown

“Dad, you always say you don’t need a gym membership because you’ve been running after me for years.” – Unknown

“Remember when I used to be embarrassed by your dad jokes? Well, now I’m stealing them for my social media!” – Unknown

“I asked Dad for his credit card and he gave me a map to the job center. Classic Dad.” – Unknown

“For Father’s Day, I got you the same thing I did last year – another year of not having to pay for my wedding.” – Unknown

“Dad, thanks for the genes that gave me these crazy hair days. Not.” – Unknown

“The only thing scarier than Dad’s ‘mad’ face is his ‘I’m disappointed’ face… or maybe his ‘I found your report card’ face.” – Unknown

“They say I’m a ‘Daddy’s girl.’ Well, if that means stealing your socks and hoodies, then yes, I am.” – Unknown

“Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me how to drive – and how to drive him nuts.” – Unknown

“Dad’s rule of thumb: If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. And if it is broken, duct tape it.” – Unknown

“I told Dad I was hungry, he said ‘Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.’ The classic never dies.” – Unknown

“You know Dad’s mad when he starts talking to himself. You’re in deeper trouble if he starts answering back.” – Unknown

“Dad, thanks for the advice on life. Even if half of it was just telling me to ask Mom.” – Unknown

“Every time I do something right, Dad says, ‘That’s my girl!’ Every mistake, and suddenly it’s, ‘Go ask your mother.'” – Unknown

“The most amazing feeling I feel / Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real / Maybe I paint the sky blue / My greatest creation was you.” – Jay-Z

“It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.” – Friedrich Schiller

“I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father’s life.” – Sidney Poitier

“Dad, your idea of a family vacation is a trip to the hardware store.” – Unknown

“Father’s Day: the day Dad gets to relax while we pretend we know how to mow the lawn.” – Unknown

“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.” – Harry S. Truman

“Dad’s money-saving tip: ‘Turn off those lights!’ Thanks, Dad, now I can navigate the house in complete darkness.” – Unknown

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” – Tim Russert

“Dad says he’s not sleeping, just resting his eyes during every movie night.” – Unknown

“To the man who thinks ‘leftover beer’ is a real thing – Happy Father’s Day!” – Unknown

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain

“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a 50 percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart

“I’ll never forget the moment I became a dad. It’s hard to describe- that level of responsibility, the desire to give such joy, the clarity: Nothing is more important than this.” – Tom Cruise

“I’m probably the most uncool guy that [my daughters] know- as far as they are concerned anyway- ‘cause I’m Dad. I mean dads just aren’t cool- especially when I dance! They don’t want me to dance.” – Tim McGraw

“I’ve never been part of anything so great as those three kids.” – Al Roker

“My sisters and I can still recite Dad’s grilling rules: Rule No. 1: Dad is in charge. Rule No. 2: Repeat Rule No. 1.” – Connie Schultz

“I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.” – Umberto Eco

“I’m so proud of you that it makes me proud of me. I hope you know that.” – John Green and David Levithan

“A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me.” – Jim Valvano

“I know that I will never find my father in any other man who comes into my life, because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by [my father].” – Halle Berry

“My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice, and then practice some more.” – Pete Rose

“Having children is like living in a frat house- nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

“The nicest Father’s Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and there, inside, sitting on a bed of folded tissue, was the pair of his undershorts that somebody threw away six months ago (without asking Dad) because they had reached the stage where they were 3 percent undershorts and 97 percent holes. Dad misses those undershorts. They were his Faithful Undershorts Companion.” – Dave Barry

“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” – George Herbert

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.” – Robert Orben

Conclusion

The great thing about dads is they’re always looking for a game or a fun time! They’re the ones who wrestle together on our floors, construct treehouses and buy us sweets (that typically include the “don’t tell mom” warning). They were the ones who were who were in charge when we scuffed our knees, or ended up with serious injuries, however, we didn’t doubt their devotion for one second.

Sure, dads can be a bit rough on the outside however, what would we do with dads? We wouldn’t know how to fix the flat tire, put up a picture frame that was level, or cook the best steak. We’d have no one to contact to serve as our personal handyman even after we’ve grown old and left home. In essence our lives would not be as amazing (and we’d not be as self-sufficient) without them!