40 Funny Sleep Quotes for Your Amusement

It’s wonderful to sleep. Some nights we can’t fall asleep. Here’s a collection of quotes to help you sleep. Enjoy these funny sleep quotes from thought leaders such as Mahatma Ghandi to artists who have inspired the world, like Leonardo Davinci. Have a good night’s sleep. Our body can relax and our minds can dream. Here are a few of our favorite funny quotes about sleep that capture its beauty.

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Top 40 Best Funny Sleep Quotes

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” – Mindy Kaling

“I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.” – George Foreman

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope

“You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.” – Unknown

“I already want to take a nap tomorrow.” – Anonymous

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller

“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.” – Frank Zappa

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” – Henny Youngman

“When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.” – Tom Hodgkinson

“I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Anonymous

“Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.” – James Thurber

“No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good…she took long naps, never got old, and didn’t have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming.” – Olive Green, Author

“Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!” – Anonymous

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.” – Rita Rudner

“Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.” – Anonymous

“My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.” – Unknown

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” – Charles M. Schulz

“No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up.” – Richard Harding Davis

“I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good morning,’ because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.” – Anonymous

“Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.” – Anonymous

“A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting.” – Terri Guillemets

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.” – Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

“No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.” – Carrie Snow

“Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess

“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” – Henry Youngman

“I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.” – Jim Loy

“The most dangerous game to play: ‘Resting your eyes in the morning after shutting off your alarm.’” – Unknown

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock, and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” – Charles M. Schulz

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” – Leo J. Burke

“I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days but whatever.” – Unknown

“Never waste any time you can spend sleeping.” – Frank H. Knight

“I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.” – Unknown

“Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.” – Unknown

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess

“I don’t understand why people have to “get ready” for bed. I’m always ready for bed.” – Unknown

“Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy.” – Niall Horan

“I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon.” – Unknown

“Those who snore always fall asleep first.” – Unknown

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.” – Red Skelton

“I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Unknown

“Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it’s because you’re awake in someone’s dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.” – Unknown

Conclusion

According to an old Irish proverb, a good laugh or a restful sleep is the best medicine in the book of the doctor. Which of these quotes about no sleep is your favorite one? You may have your own favorite sleep-deprived quotes that you think of every time you can’t get to sleep.

Even though these quotes about being unable to sleep are funny, it’s not fun to be unable or unwilling to fall asleep. Around 30% of adults have experienced short-term sleeping problems, which can be caused by stress, lifestyle changes, travel, loud parties next door or other situations. Our daily routine includes sleep. Sleep deprivation can affect our health and daily functioning. Relaxation is important! According to studies, calming down is a great way to prepare your mind for a deep and uninterrupted night’s sleep. You’ll soon be asleep after a few laughs with these funny can’t fall asleep quotes.