60+ Funny Self-Love Quotes for a Mood Boost

When the process of finding time to care for yourself may be intimidating or difficult, there’s plenty of things to be happy about. This collection of self-love funny quotes will help you feel happy, motivated, and eager to show yourself love.

Embracing self-love is a transformational journey that involves accepting our individuality as well as imperfections, flaws and shortcomings. The most effective ways to support this process is humor. When it is paired with self-love, humor can provide a fresh viewpoint, and helps ease the path towards personal development.

When we laugh at our own quirks and struggles by laughing, we not only develop resilience and connectivity, but we also alter our self-perceptions positively. The positive effects of humor and its application to acceptance of oneself, is widely acknowledged which makes the journey of self-love a joy and a pleasure.

Below you’ll find a collection of 60 insightful and humorous quotes. Each quote embodies the essence of self-love giving wisdom, humor and a fresh outlook about embracing your self. Let’s get started!

Funny Self Love Quotes About Being Confident

“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.” – Ain Eineziz

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.” – Ellen DeGeneres

“If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be” – Maya Angelou

“I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” – Johnny Depp

“It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.” – George Carlin

“You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.” – Louise L. Hay

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“I do a thing called ‘what I want.’” – Unknown

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

“When you’re different, sometimes you don’t see the millions of people who accept you for what you are. All you notice is the person who doesn’t.” – Jodi Picoult, Change of Heart

“The only person who can pull me down is myself, and I’m not going to let myself pull me down anymore.” – C. JoyBell C.

“The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.” – C.G. Jung

“When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.” –  Diane Von Furstenberg

“Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.” – Karl Lagerfeld

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“You’re not going to tell me who I am. I’m going to tell you who I am.” – Nicki Minaj

“I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Inspiring Quotes for Self-Love

“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.” – Maya Angelou

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns

“I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.” – George Burns

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh” – Maya Angelou

“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.” – Albert Einstein

“Experience is merely the name we gave to our mistakes.” – Oscar Wilde

“Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.” – Lucille Ball

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.” – Oscar Wilde

“When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.” – Queen Latifah

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

“I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.” – Unknown

“Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.” – Lily Tomlin

“Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace.” – Unknown

“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” Tina Fey

“Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time.” – Unknown

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, ‘oh crap, she’s up!’” – Unknown

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” – Harvey Specter

Funny Self-Love Quotes for Accepting Ourselves with a Smile

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain

“Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” – Mark Twain

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” – George Carlin

“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” – Lily Tomlin

“Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality.” – Ram Dass

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller

“If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” – Phyllis Diller

“The things that make me different are the things that make me.” – A. A. Milne

“Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.” – Henry Ford

“For fast-acting relief, try slowing down” – Lily Tomlin

“Suffering is part of our training program for becoming wise.” – Ram Dass

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“I do a thing called ‘what I want.” – Unknown

“Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.” Renee Rouleau –

“I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself.” – Unknown

“They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.” Unknown –

“Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman.” – Unknown

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

“Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.” – Irma Kurtz

“Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait.” – Unknown

“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” – Tina Fey

Conclusion

If life isn’t easy, what better way to get yourself back on track than to share some inspiring, sassy and humorous self-love quotes!

These self-love quotes above are crafted to help you break out of the rut (that we all fall into) and keep in mind the person you consider to be most significant in your world-YOU!