20 Funny Quotes for Strong Women That Will Make You Chuckle

Lighten your spirit with our collection of witty and empowering quotes for strong women

20+ Hilarious Quotes for Strong Women to Brighten Your Day

“If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.” – Aristotle Onassis

“Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.” – Charlotte Whitton

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.” – Mae West

“There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” – Madeleine Albright

“If you want something done, ask a busy person.” – Benjamin Franklin

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.” – Tallulah Bankhead

“Women make up one half of society. Our society will remain backward and in chains unless its women are liberated, enlightened and educated.” — Saddam Hussein

“It doesn’t matter how strong your opinions are. If you don’t use your power for positive change, you are, indeed, part of the problem.” — Coretta Scott King

“I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.” — William Golding

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” — Mark Twain

“I’m not dramatic, I’m just passionate about living life to the fullest.” – Unknown

“I’m not a control freak, I just know what I like and how I want it done.” – Unknown

“I’m not demanding, I’m just vocal about my needs.” – Unknown

“The lifting up of the woman does not require the tearing down of the man. In fact, a strong woman appreciates a strong man. Conversely, a strong man is not intimidated by a strong woman.” — T. D. Jakes

“I might bend, but I will NEVER break because it’s in my nature as a strong woman.” — Angela Merkel

“I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves.” — Mary Wollstonecraft

“A woman with a voice is by definition a strong woman. But the search to find that voice can be remarkably difficult.” — Melinda Gates

“Decide…whether or not the goal is worth the risks involved. If it is, stop worrying.” — Amelia Earhart

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Conclusion

We hope these quotes will bring a smile to your face as you navigate life’s challenges with grace, wit, and a healthy dose of humor