50 Funny Mother-Daughter Quotes for Your Day

If you’ve been struggling to think of funny mother-daughter quotes to add to your posts on social media, we’ve got a few below! 

Although motherhood isn’t an easy task but it’s something that makes you think and look at life in a completely different way. So it’s likely to have the same set of challenges and missed opportunities.

Laughter can definitely give a refreshing air in any problems that motherhood can present you with. This is why we have compiled some funny mother-daughter quotes to make your day more enjoyable.

A sense of humor is an essential qualities a mom has in the present. While it is essential for moms to create an order and integrate routines into her children’s lives, it’s equally essential to be able to relax and enjoy your children.

Have a laugh while you browse through our collection of hilarious mother daughter quotes. You can then transmit the positive vibes and good thoughts to the entire family.

So, we present to you the largest and most entertaining collection of quotes from mothers. Also, check out this site for an enormous collection of inspiring mother-daughter quotes.

50+ Funny Mother Daughter Quotes

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.” – Unknown

“It’s always a struggle to be patient with my daughter until I realize she is a 10-year-old version of me.” – Unknown

“Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we’ve ever met.” – Marguerite Duras

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck

“Every day I wake up and think: How on Earth did I become so much like my mother?” – Unknown

“Clarity and focus doesn’t always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.” – Shannon L. Alder

“A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” – Robert Brault

“Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” – Unknown

“In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” – Randy Susan Meyers

“Sometimes I open my mouth, and my mother comes out.” – Unknown

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” – Mark Twain

“If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning.” – Unknown

“Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother.” – Unknown

“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” – Tenneva Jordan

“Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a Mother.” – Unknown

“My mom always lets me wear skinny jeans. I thought she was cool until she let it slip that if I could barely get them off, then neither could a boy.” – Unknown

“I always tell my daughter that having a weird mom builds character. Usually when I’m dropping her off at school in my PJs” – Unknown

“My mother and I have never mutually loved something as much as we love caffeine.” – Unknown

“I smile because I’m your daughter, I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown

“A daughter is God’s way of saying, ‘thought you could use a lifelong friend.” – Unknown

“Mother. One person who does the work of twenty. For free.” – Unknown

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle

“My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors.” – Carrie Latet

“I could never love anyone the way I love you, I used to tell my wife. And then the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, in that exact moment, that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.” – Ryan Reynolds

“Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart.” – Alan Beck

“Thank you to the woman who carried me for 9 months and for 29 years financially.” – Unknown

“I got it from my mama.” – Will.I.Am.

“The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.” – Jane Sellman

“All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return.” – Jodi Picoult

“I tried my entire life to be different than my mother, and yet here I am yelling at my kids for not putting their shoes away just like she did.” – Unknown

“Whenever I make fun of my mom when teaching her how to use the computer she always reminds me that she had to teach me how to use the bathroom.” – Unknown

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse

“Honey, I’m your mother. It’s my job to strong-arm people into seeing how amazing you are.” – Beverly Goldberg, The Goldbergs

“The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.” – Rick Riordan

“Mother-daughter disagreements were, in hindsight, basically mother stating the truth and daughter taking her own sweet time coming around.” – Barbara Delinsky

“Mother and daughter got on very well indeed, with a deep affection founded on almost complete misunderstanding.” – Mary Stewart

“Yes, it’s quite amazing how I continue to shock my mother even after all these years together.” – Eloisa James

“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.” – Lisa Alther

“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Betty White

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!” – Sam Levenson

“Mom, I love you and your super long voicemails.” – Unknown

“A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.” – Unknown

“Mother and daughter never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart.” – Unknown

“First my mother, forever my friend.” – Unknown

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.” – Jill Churchill

“A mother’s and daughters love is never separated.” – Viola Shipman

“Angels are often disguised as daughters.” – Unknown

“Of all the gifts that life has to offer, a loving mother is the greatest of them all.” – Unknown

“For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you.” – Unknown

“The more a daughter knows the details of her mother’s life, the stronger the daughter.” – Anita Diamant, author

Conclusion

This is a collection of Funny mother daughter quotes to help you to enjoy those light moments in your home. Enjoy the fun and laugh with your daughter as well for a laugh.